Schro · Phys. Rev. Monad 1, 0.4
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On the simultaneous pumping and napping of a cat in a cardboard box
1A box (this side up), Monad · 2Holders, in every universe
We report a cat, enclosed in a kraft box on Monad, that remains pumped and napping at the same time for as long as nobody opens the chart. Attempts to look reliably collapse the cat into one state, and the observer into a mood. The creator fee of every trade is paid 100% to the holders, in MON, whether or not anyone is watching. We recommend keeping the box closed. It's comfy in there.
Keywords: superposition · cardboard · naps · MON · don't look
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don't look. it ruins it.
The 1% creator fee of every $SCHRO trade is routed 100% to the holders, in MON. No team cut. Of all quantities in the box, this is the only one known to exist in a single state: up. Values below are measured live from nad.fun.
| Quantity | Value |
|---|---|
| Total volume | — |
| The litter (holders) | — |
| Market cap | — |
| Paid in the last 24 h | — |
Share of supply 1.00% · per month — MON
An estimate from the last 24 h of real volume, if it stayed the same. It never does. Not a promise, not advice.
Unobserved, $SCHRO is not at one price. It is spread over two outcomes at once, a pumped peak and a napping peak, both oscillating with every new Monad block. Fig. 2 plots that state live. Hover to probe it, or press Measure to collapse it.
| Parameter | Value |
|---|---|
| Chain | Monad |
| Launch | Fair launch, nad.fun bonding curve |
| Creator fee | 1% of each trade |
| Share of fees to holders | 100%, in MON |
| Claiming | Your nad.fun profile, anytime |
| Block time | ~0.4 s |
| Box orientation | This side up |
Right now the cat is pumped and napping at once. Pressing Observe forces the universe to pick one. The lid then closes and the system returns to superposition. Observations are recorded in this browser, by hand.
| Outcome | Tally | n |
|---|---|---|
| Observations | 0 | |
| Pumped | 0 | |
| Napping (zzz) | 0 |
The box is closed. The cat is both. Everyone is happy.
Some words on these pages are still in superposition. Hover (or tap) the blurry ones to make them pick a state.
In 1935, physicist Erwin Schrödinger described a cat in a sealed box to show how strange quantum superposition looks if you scale it up to everyday things. Nobody ever put a real cat in a box. It was only a thought experiment.
Kraft cardboard, THIS SIDE UP, one atom stamp. Inside: one cat, one blanket, and a tiny screen showing the chart, face down. The cat has never turned it over. It knows better.
Naps 16 hours a day, in two states at once. Wakes up only for a new holder, a treat, or both. When the timeline panics it just says "you looked, didn't you".
Stay in the box. Keep the chart closed. Pay 100% of the creator fees to the holders, in MON. Collapse into exactly one state: comfy.
Einstein, Podolsky and Rosen publish a paper arguing quantum mechanics is incomplete. Schrödinger reads it closely.
Einstein and Schrödinger trade letters about how odd superposition looks for everyday objects. Einstein's example is a keg of gunpowder.
Schrödinger's paper in Naturwissenschaften describes a cat in a sealed box. Purely a thought experiment, meant to show the absurdity.
Hugh Everett proposes that every outcome happens, each in its own branch. Somewhere, you sold the top.
The cat picks a faster chain: a block every ~0.4 s. Still in the box. Still both. Now paying holders.
In quantum mechanics, a system can be described as a mix of states until it's measured. Schro took that very personally.
Schrödinger's cat first appeared in a 1935 paper[1]. It's been in the box ever since.
Measuring a quantum system gives one definite outcome. Opening the chart does the same to your mood.
Kraft cardboard. This side up. The comfiest place on Monad.
Every creator fee goes to the holders, in MON. In every universe.
It was always a thought experiment. Schro is a fan of naps, treats and holders.
A clear, well-supported result. The authors kept the box closed for the entire study, which I find both rigorous and relatable. Minor: please define "comfy".
Authors: Comfy (adj.): the state of a cat in a box with a blanket. Added to the glossary.
I opened the chart to check the claims. The cat is now asleep. I consider this a failure to replicate.
Authors: You looked, so it picked a state. Napping is a valid result. Please close the chart and try again in another universe.
I recommend accept and reject simultaneously, pending observation. I will not be observing. Strong paper.
Authors: Thank you. This is the most accurate review we have received.
Editor's decision: accepted, on the condition that nobody checks.
The cat shows up in two boxes at once. Tap either one before it fades to collapse it there: +1, or +2 if you're quick. Red candles hide in some boxes: don't tap those. A cat that fades costs a life.
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Use the button on this page, or paste the CA on nad.fun. Check the address.
Pick an amount, confirm. Then close the lid.
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Always. The worst outcome is a nap. The original was a thought experiment: no cat was ever put in a box, and Schro is very comfy in this one.
Every $SCHRO trade on nad.fun pays a 1% creator fee. 100% of it goes to the holders' dividend vault, in MON. Claim it from your nad.fun profile whenever you like.
No. All of the creator fee goes to holders. Table 1 counts it live from nad.fun's own numbers.
At the top of this page once the coin is live (it says "coming soon" until then), and on our X. Always check the address, and never trust a DM.
Because then it has to pick a state. Up or down, the cat's fine either way. Your mood, less so.
No. It's a cat in a box. Memecoins are risky: only use what you can afford to lose.
Pumped. Napping.
Comfy either way.
@article{schro2026,
title = {On the simultaneous pumping and napping
of a cat in a cardboard box},
author = {Cat, S. and {The Litter}},
journal = {Physical Review of Monad},
volume = {1},
pages = {0.4},
note = {Do not observe}
}
$SCHRO is a memecoin with no promises, no roadmap and no financial advice. The corresponding author is a cat in a box. Only buy what you can lose. Schrödinger's cat (1935) was a thought experiment; no cats were ever boxed. The notebook is fiction, except p. 001.